While you're on the couch binging on a healthy 23 tablespoons of French onion dip in your Chicago Bears Zubaz pants this holiday season, remember that the Kardashians are somewhere in a far away land (Los Angeles) taking their Christmas to the next level. They're next-leveling the skinny cargo pants off of Christmas. For this Telemundo novela of a picture, ladies and gentlemen, is the Kardashian family Christmas card . Or, the Kardashian family Khristmas Kard. Imagine what their turkey dinner looks like. Instead of sitting in front of a Christmas tree or casually posing with Rudolph , the Kardashian family donned their Sunday award show finest, gathered around a regal staircase, and posed for a Christmas portrait of epic proportions. Seriously. This is some " Dynasty "-ish right here, guys. Why is the Kardashians' Christmas card so over the top, you ask? Well, for one thing, it's the Kardashians, duh! And, "Christmas cards have al...